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Insults:

Bitter and Sarcastic

A canonical list of generally bitter, cynical, and sarcastic away messages for messaging.

http://www.linville.org/resources/away_messages.html

The Brawl Hall

An online insult community devoted to the game of flaming and trolling. [mature content]

http://brawl-hall.com/pages/

CraMet Space

Humor, jokes, gags, politically correct insults. Jokes about dumb blondes, rednecks, yo mamma, and you are so fat.

http://www.fortunecity.com/boozers/glendower/550/

Graand

Free Classified Ads Portal

www.graand.com

Durbnpoisn Insult Generator

Very brutal random insult generator plus a screensaver. Requires Shockware.

http://www.durbnpoisn.com/insults/

Elizabethan Curse Generator

Generate curses in Elizabethan or Shakespearian language.

http://trevorstone.org/curse/

Funkybutt

Insults archive and pages to send an insult-a-mail to your friends.

http://members.lycos.co.uk/funkybutt/

Get Even at The Finger

This site is about getting even in real time, shout out loud and let the world know.

http://www.thefinger.co.uk

Insult machine

Generates insults based user profile.

http://www.funs.co.uk/insult.htm

Insult-o-Matic

Uses a complex algorithm to generate classic, Shakespearean, and a variety of other insults.

http://www.insult-o-matic.com/

Insults.net

Hundred of insults, insulting quotes, and acidic sayings from all walks of life in lots of categories. Random insults generator.

http://www.insults.net

Mail an Insult

Suggested responses to junk mail.

http://www.johnbarber.com/insults.html

Mind Your Own Business

Site dedicated to proving that male etiquette is not an oxymoron.

http://mindyourownbusiness.com/

My World O' Fun

Click on hard to find links for instant insults.

http://www.angelfire.com/pop/diskokity/

Oscar and Ben's Javascript Random Insulter

Random insult generator with apt links to related sites.

http://benmeg.com/random/

Rush68: Random Insults

Random and usually insane insults.

http://www.rush68.net/i/

Shakespearean Insulter

Generates random insults from Shakespeare's works.

http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html

Sheena's Insult Generator

Makes up random Shakespearean insults.

http://www.web-l.com/insult/

Swear and Curse

An opportunity to vent anger by swearing and cursing online. Best comments are posted for all to see.

http://www.chiprowe.com/articles/swear.html

Your Driver Is

Ideas for insulting your driver.

http://www.freewebs.com/yourdriveris/ydi.htm

Your Personalized Shakespeare Insult

Every time a new and personalized insult, in an imitation of the Bard.

http://www.webweaving.org/

You're Probably Lost

Remind someone of a painful experience or an embarrassing failure with original content added monthly.

http://iamlost.com/features/ecards/

Woman dies in fall from mountain

A woman dies and her husband and daughter are seriously injured in a 200ft fall from a mountain ridge in the Lake District.

news.bbc.co.uk

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Hundreds of rally cars will join a convoy from Lanark to Banbury in tribute to racing star Colin McRae, who died last year.

news.bbc.co.uk

New pressure over faith schools

The government is facing fresh pressure to stop faith schools selecting pupils and staff on the basis of their religion.

news.bbc.co.uk

What do you want to talk about?

What do you want the world to talk about?

news.bbc.co.uk

Zenit overcome Man Utd to claim Super Cup

Pavel Pogrebnyak and Danny score as Zenit St Petersburg beat Man Utd to win the European Super Cup in Monaco.

news.bbc.co.uk

Front line

The RAF flies the flag in Iraq and Afghanistan

news.bbc.co.uk

Impulse control

Links between childhood trauma and violence

news.bbc.co.uk

'Boil water' warning to thousands

Tens of thousands of people are told to boil their drinking water after increased levels of bacteria are found in supplies.

news.bbc.co.uk

Capsize in India floods kills 20

At least 20 people in Bihar, India, die when their boat capsizes, amid floods that have stranded hundreds of thousands.

news.bbc.co.uk

Dementieva halts Keothavong run in New York

British number one Anne Keothavong gives Olympic champion Elena Dementieva a scare before bowing out 6-3 6-4 in the third round of the US Open.

news.bbc.co.uk

'Man drought' - some 100,000 young men have left Australia

Census data reveals that some 100,000 young men have left Australia, leading to a serious "man-drought" in many areas.

news.bbc.co.uk

Wasilla to VP?

Even Alaska surprised by choice of Sarah Palin

news.bbc.co.uk

US surprise and praise for Palin

Democratic rivals say John McCain's running mate Sarah Palin is "admirable" but concerns remain of inexperience.

news.bbc.co.uk

Alliance role in stand-off talks

Alliance leader David Ford says his party would attend talks to resolve the dispute over the devolution of justice powers.

news.bbc.co.uk

Two bodies found at arson house

Two bodies are recovered from the burnt-out home of a millionaire and his family in Shropshire.

news.bbc.co.uk

International competitors battle to be the fastest haggis eater

Competitors from New Zealand, Australia, the US and Scotland compete to become a haggis eating champ.

news.bbc.co.uk

Darling warns of economic crisis

Chancellor Alistair Darling says the UK is facing the worst economic crisis in 60 years and warns of a "profound" downturn.

news.bbc.co.uk

Rose-tinted view

Why it's good that things aren't like they used to be

news.bbc.co.uk

Farm worker killed by hay baler

A 61-year-old man dies after becoming trapped in a hay baler on a farm where he was working in Staffordshire.

news.bbc.co.uk

Dozens injured in Sri Lanka blast

A large explosion has struck Sri Lanka's capital, Colombo, with the military saying that dozens have been injured.

news.bbc.co.uk

Cutlass time

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news.bbc.co.uk

Winehouse pulls out of Paris gig

Singer Amy Winehouse recovers at home after pulling out of a concert hours before she was due on stage.

news.bbc.co.uk

Arctic melt

North Pole kayak trip to highlight global warming

news.bbc.co.uk

Gustav strengthens off west Cuba

Hurricane Gustav has strengthened into a category two storm as it approaches western Cuba, US forecasters say.

news.bbc.co.uk

Pietersen eyes series whitewash

Kevin Pietersen says England are intent on completing a 5-0 series whitewash after thrashing South Africa at The Oval.

news.bbc.co.uk