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Useless Pages:

Alien Central

Featuring a variety of alien and abductee topics, including an alien chat bot, abduction request forms and a forum.

http://www.aliencentral.com/

Graand

Free Classified Ads Portal

www.graand.com

Altering Time

A blend of geeky and technical humor, reviews of useless sites, news commentary and multimedia.

http://www.alteringtime.com/

Alvins Adventures

The short, brutal life of a helpless teddy bear.

http://www25.brinkster.com/alvinsadventure/Home.html

Baney

The adventures of a little green frog with a big personality.

http://www.baney.co.uk/

Become A Gnome.com

Visitors can turn themselves into gnomes, and back again.

http://becomeagnome.com

Blah Blah Blah

Visitors are challenged to find the hidden meaning.

http://athensohio.net/entertainment/blahblahblah/

Blue Duck With Fangs

A semi-vampiric waterfowl.

http://blueduckwithfangs.i8.com/

Brampton Bugle

Spoof newspaper website, covering a number of surreal topics, a fake advice column and bizarre advertisements.

http://www.brampton-bugle.co.uk

The Brink of Insanity

Various topics including Duct Tape Man, Sockweb, a horrorscope and poetry. Features a challenging navigation system.

http://www.angelfire.com/ny3/wasteofspace/

Broadswords and Bunnies

A dedication to cute and cuddly things and metal harbringers of death.

http://www.broadswordsnbunnies.co.uk

Buzzword Free Zone

Home of the Koolefant, URL toys and random poetry.

http://x42.com/

Candyboots

A collection of disturbing pictures from old Weightwatchers recipe cards and children's books.

http://www.candyboots.com/

Cate's Garage Sale Finds

A showcase of bizarre and disturbing items found at garage sales.

http://www.catesgarage.com/

Contacting George W. Bush

Visitors can try to get in touch the president to exchange views.

http://www.uups-peinlich.de/contacting-george-w-bush.htm

Crazythoughts.com

A list of oxymorons and humorous questions to ponder.

http://www.crazythoughts.com/

CreepyGuy

A self-confessed creepy guy reveals all.

http://www.creepyguy.com/

Daffodil

A long and completely incomprehensible fairy story.

http://www.e-drivel.co.uk/

Dave's Web Of Lies

Offering a new lie every day, plus a listing of all the lies of the week and a searchable database.

http://www.davesweboflies.com/

Doggieville

Original humor to amuse your inner hamster.

http://www.doggieville.co.uk/

Dogs in Cars

A gallery of automobiles with canines in them.

http://www.dogsincars.co.uk/

Dr Speedbump's Attention Deficit Compan

A mix of satire, philosophy, abruptly-ending fiction and lobotomies.

http://drspeedbump.8m.com/

EggEgg!

Surreal comic strip with political leanings.

http://eggegg.comicgenesis.com/

Encyclopedia Darcica

Compendium of pointless lists and questionable essays.

http://www.realisis.ca/darcica/

Find My Twin

Visitors can try to match themselves up with people with identical physical characteristics.

http://findmytwin.idavista.com/

FOUND magazine

Photographs of found objects. Images and RealAudio samples, and they accept actual found objects by mail.

http://www.foundmagazine.com

Freaking Kids

Shows a personal hate of many things in this world, headlining the hate of children and their behavior.

http://freakingkids.tripod.com

Fun Latin

Expressions not found in the classics but might make a great bumper sticker.

http://www.columbia.edu/cu/augustine/arch/omnibus.html

Giant Lava Lamp

A small town in Washington is trying to build a lava lamp. Request for help, and computer simulated pictures of what the lamp might look like.

http://www.giantlavalamp.com/

Gift Horse

Place to find pointless, thoughtless, and the most unsuitable gifts for everyone, plus random advice.

http://www.wellandweb.co.uk/gifthorse/

Global Honk

A place for the gullible to learn about the world around them.

http://www.globalhonk.com/

How To Keep An Idiot Busy

Timewasting exercise using a computer mouse.

http://www.pagetutor.com/idiot/idiot.html

Hyperhero

Information about this powerful superhero, his heroic deeds and his inventions.

http://www.hyperhero.com/en/

Invertit

The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes, written backwards.

http://www.levird.com

It's Better Tinned Than Fresh

Surreal humour, featuring Lazarus the off-color zebra, a gallery for trolleybus fetishists and a strange guide to Ashby de la Zouch.

http://www.itsbettertinnedthanfresh.co.uk/

Iur - My Life

The life of a rejected mains plug.

http://www2.hemsida.net/anders/iur/hem.html

5ives: Merlin's Lists of Five Things

Updated periodically.

http://www.5ives.com/

JanPieter.com

Disjointed concepts and unsettling humor.

http://www.janpieter.com/

Lakeside Nature Preserve, Gun Club and Home for the Insane

A community of beer-loving people living under an energy-field dome. Photographs of dangerous cows and giant frogs.

http://www.orehole.com

Learn to Count to Ten

Using both Arabic numerals and human digits.

http://countten.free.fr/

Lonely Socks

Collection of pictures of single socks looking for their match. Accepts submissions.

http://www.lonelysocks.co.uk/

The Longest Domain

Demonstrating a 67 character domain name.

http://www.thepersonwithanewideaisacrank-untiltheideasucceeds-by-marktwain.com/

Manatees Crashed Cars of Kuwait

Clearly one of the more dangerous places in the world to drive.

http://crazyshit.org/

Medieval Motorcycle Maintenance

Advice on how to clean a carburettor, written in Olde English.

http://www.cybertripe.co.uk/

Meet Humples

A simple animated monkey in a wide variety of outfits.

http://dragondude.dr.funpic.org/

Name Translations

Humorous definitions of people's first names.

http://www.nametranslation.co.uk/names/meaning/

Number Of The Moment

Visitors can find their Karmic number and have its significance explained.

http://dex50.50megs.com/number

The Official Shotgun Rules

Detailed guidance on how to call shotgun before riding in a vehicle.

http://theshotgunrules.com/

Pick The Worst

Visitors can choose the worst option out of several bad scenarios.

http://www.picktheworst.com/

The Pointless Dot Com

Providing readers with as little meaningful content as possible.

http://thepointless.com/

Pointless Site

Featuring both possible and impossible mazes, and a collection of dead and blank links.

http://www.angelfire.com/ca4/nopoint/

The Realm of Niftyness

Interactive games, crudely drawn adventures, Ask Skippy, and a tour of a real college dorm room.

http://www.niftyness.com/

Shameface

A group of California teens show their creativity and lack of talent through articles, videos, and Flash animations.

http://www.shameface.com/

Soundalikes.com

Visitors can compare expeiences and notes from those times that one song turns into another in their head.

http://www.soundalikes.com/

Sox: Sock Monkey with a Harley

Photos of Sox in a variety of situations: riding his motorcycle, eating, relaxing and working out.

http://soxmonkey.homestead.com/scrapbook.html

The Star of David Jewish Ninja Shiruken

The weapon of an ancient and secret martial art.

http://www.merriol.freeserve.co.uk/products/ninja.htm

Star Wars Action Figure Webcam

The life and times of the Star Wars action figues sitting on a desk.

http://www.ebondi.com.au/starwars.asp

Stuff That Sucks

A list of several thousand things that are deeply annoying or depressing.

http://geocities.com/stuff_that_sucks/

The Stupid Pastimes on the Web Site

Includes Build Your Own Cow, the Incredible Bouncing E-mail and the Cleanest Page on the Web.

http://members.tripod.com/~spows/

Surreel Toon Supply Company

Cartoon supply company provides online searchable knowledge base and trouble ticket system for customers. Humorous technical support issues are posted for your amusement.

http://beetletek.com/surreel/

Tits or Eyes?

Visitors are given the chance to identify a stylized anatomical part.

http://www.geocities.com/titsoreyes/

Twistedmindz

A collection of sketch videos, flash games, animations, and audio clips. Also features a forum.

http://www.twistedmindz.co.uk/

The Useless Information Society

Useless news, rants, writing, discussion, and links.

http://www.myspace.com/theuis

VCR Clock Error

A cross between a server error and a misconfigured VCR.

http://www.vcrclock.com/

Virtual VCR Clock

Dedicated to the millions of VCRs in the world that don't have their clocks set.

http://www.aaroncity.com/vcrclock/

Wah Kazoo

Experience the sound of a kazoo through a wah-pedal.

http://homepage.ntlworld.com/ed.nurse/wahkazoo/index2.html

Watching Paint Dry

A real-time webcam view of this exciting spectator activity, plus other equally interesting subjects.

http://www.watching-paint-dry.com/

306WD.com

Procrastination aids, bad pickup lines, taco humor and chipmunks.

http://www.306wd.com/

Your Driver Is

An innovative way for bus passengers to insult and poke fun at their driver.

http://www.freewebs.com/yourdriveris/driver.htm

Zasx.com

Countdowns to memorable and not-so-memorable days, a running total of free AOL hours and the weather in Regina, Saskatchewan.

http://www.zasx.com/

ZevZek.com

Featuring games, karaoke and media downloads. In English and Turkish.

http://www.zevzek.com/index_en.html

Zombo.com

Where you'll always get a warm welcome. Requires Flash and audio.

http://www.zombo.com/

Ballesteros stable after surgery

Golf legend Seve Ballesteros is in a stable condition after undergoing an operation on a brain tumour.

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Jobless rise highest for 17 years

The number of people out of work in the UK soared by 164,000 over the summer, increasing the jobless total to 1.79 million.

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US rivals to spar in final debate

The US presidential hopefuls are to meet in New York for the final pre-election debate, with domestic issues the key focus.

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Unemployment

How bad will things get in the jobs market?

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Rooney hits double in England win

Wayne Rooney scores twice as England win 3-1 in Belarus to make it four wins from four World Cup qualifiers.

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Germany 1-0 Wales

Wales slip to a narrow defeat against Germany their in 2010 World Cup qualifying Group Four game in Monchengladbach.

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Scientists discover ray of hope for the red squirrel

Some red squirrels have developed immunity to a deadly disease carried by grey squirrels, scientists find.

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Madonna and Ritchie confirm split

Pop star Madonna and her film director husband Guy Ritchie are to divorce, their PR representatives confirm.

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Man admits botched bomb attack

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The big chill

Icelanders save up their hate for unsuspecting Brits

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Three-year police pay deal struck

A new three-year pay deal for UK police is agreed between the Police Federation and the Home Office.

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Anger over council cash funding

Council leaders fear services may be hit as local authorities in Wales face below-inflation cash settlements.

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'Bomb material purchase' on CCTV

A man accused of attempted car bombings at Glasgow airport and in London was captured on CCTV, a jury hears.

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Recession fears knock US shares

Shares on Wall Street suffer their biggest fall in 21 years - almost 8% - amid fresh fears of a global recession.

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UK soldier killed in Afghan blast

A British soldier has been killed in an explosion in southern Afghanistan, the Ministry of Defence says.

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BBC evicts top shows from London

The BBC moves The Weakest Link and Newsnight Review to Glasgow as part of a plan to make sure it represents all of the UK.

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'Easy prey'

Bomber's mother says he was 'brainwashed'

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Butcher battles 'no chopping or singing in the morning' order

An east London butcher battles his local council after he was ordered to stop chopping and singing in the morning.

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Progress made in teacher strike

The two sides at the centre of a strike at Movilla High School in Newtownards are to attend talks at the Labour Relations Agency.

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Blue Peter at 50

A look back at some of the iconic show's highlights

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G8 backs financial reform summit

The G8 leaders agree to hold a summit with other states to discuss global financial reform, and reopen trade negotiations.

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Inflation riddle

Why talk of inflation falling as data shows it rising?

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Watchdog sorry for bank failings

The financial services watchdog apologises for failing to spot banking problems which led to the government bail-out.

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